MakingFunOnBush

This guy imitates the president G.W Bush. It's really funny and I loved to share it with you.
Have fun and keepsmile..
MakingFunOnTheStupidPresident

Instructions For Life

Assalamo Aliekoum

They said "Life is a Buffet So Save Room for Dessert". I think that's true but I would say "there are some other important instructions for life, which we always should keep in mind, I think!"
Here is my instructions..
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
7. When you realise you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. You'll die, but may achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
19. Approach love and compassion with reckless abandon.
20. Last but not the least, Just keepsmiling...

keepsmile5

CHILD TRUST

Hi everybody

I think what we need there backhome is to trust young people, I am sure they can make a difference if they just got the encouragement..
See this little kid how he made a difference ..
It's not just a fun

Enjoy and keepsmiling !

Keepsmile5

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The Husband Store!

Assalamo Aliekoum

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Tripoli, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

Remember, ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 1,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Keepsmile5

The Cold Nights

Assalamo Aliekoum

Dear friends, how are you? I hope you all are doing fine
I am "wa alhamdoleilah" good, just I couldn't sleep, so I decided to write, maybe after some effort, I will get tired and my brain stop running so I can fall asleep...
It's very cold outside and according to weather broadcast guys, tomorrow is gonna be snowing and cold! (Rabbi Yester). Anyway, it's all blessings.
Today I wanna share you some Funny Personality Terms with their meaning " as I understood them and as we use them In our daily life..


What those words on yearly performance?
"? REVIEWS REALLY MEAN"


1- Outgoing Personality- Always going out of the office.
2-Keen Sense of Humor- Knows a lot of dirty jokes.
3-Good Communication Skills- Spends lots of time on phone.
4-Work Is First Priority- Too ugly to get a date.
5-Active socially- Drinks a lot.
6-Independent Worker – No body knows what he/she does.
7-Quick Thinker –Offers plausible excuses.
8-Careful Thinker- Won’t make a decision.
9-Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it.
10-Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English.
11-Meticulous Attention To Detail –A nit picker.
12-Has Leadership Qualities- Is tall or has louder voice.
13-Great Presentation Skills- Able to bullshit!
14-Career Minded- Back stabber.
15-Exceptionally Good Judgment- Lucky.
16-Loyal-Can’t get a job anywhere else.
17-Plans For Promotion/Advancement- Buys drinks for all the boys.
18-Of Great Value To The Organization- Gets to work on time.
19-Relaxed Attitude- Sleeps at desk.

I think I should go to bed now, cus I am so sleepy right now. My warm regard to all and see you soon guys
Uhh, before I go read this:

........THEY SAY iT TAKES A MiNUTE ........

...........TO FiND SPECiAL PERSONS...........

....... AN HOUR TO APPRCiATE THEM .......
..............A DAY TO LOVE THEM ...............
.............. AN ENTiRE LiFE TiME ................
.....................TO 4GET THEM.....................

........... SEND THiS TO THE PeOPLE. .........

.................. U 'LL NEVER 4GET..................

............... ITS A SHORT MESSAGE .............
................. TO LET THEM KNOW................

......... THAT U'LL NEVER 4GET THEM .......

.....iF U DON' T SEND THiS TO ANYONE......

.......... iT MEANS UR' RE iN A HURRY........

............AND THAT U HAD 4GOTTEN..........

........................THE PeOPLE ......................

........................ YOU LOVE .......................

Send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved