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Monday, January 15, 2007

The Husband Store!

Assalamo Aliekoum

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Tripoli, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !


Remember, ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 1,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Keepsmile5

14 comments:

Nura said...

Hilarious! :)

khaled al-bizanti said...

It was so nice reading your blog.really,it is so colourful and the picture from leptis magna brought a lot of childhood memories back to my mind.the article of the husband store was so funny. the intersting thing is that I saw your hidden side of a guy I worked with and I did not notice this side before. I am looking foreword to read your next article.

Keepsmile5 said...

Dear Khalid, thank you very much..
I couldn't say anything.
bless you dear bother

Chatalaine said...

I love it! I read it to my husband and he laughed too.
Thanks for my first smile this morning!!

Highlander said...

He he he :) keep blogging as well - this attitude is wonderful :)

maiuna said...

lol...very funny and true!!!

Lebeeya said...

lol, I am laughing so hard. Thank u

Trabilsia said...

Impossible to please is correct !
But can men try living without us ????
Had a good laugh . Thanks for sharing.

Keepsmile5 said...

Hey Trabilsia!
Ar7maina Shewia..
It's the men's Museeba heia..
For myself, I can't live anymore without Benayea..
It's doesn't matter, Khomsia or Trabilsia..
But, you know, She must be Leebia..
Even if she wasn't speak Libyan Meia El Miea..
Or doesn't know how to make Lemhalabia..
I can do it for her, bas et7en 3alia.. (heheheheeeh''''')

Thanks Trabilsia for your nice comment, keepsmile, and keep going...
Thank you all guys
Ohh!, I mean ladies

Trabilsia said...

Check my blog and comment please !
Thanks for the lovely poem.
May Allah bless you for making us smile.

STACEY ANNE said...

SO FUNNY! SO TRUE, WOMAN ARE HARD TO PLEASE...I'D PROBALY BE ON THE 6TH FLOOR TOO !

Scarlett said...

Well said.

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