MakingFunOnBush

This guy imitates the president G.W Bush. It's really funny and I loved to share it with you.
Have fun and keepsmile..
MakingFunOnTheStupidPresident

Instructions For Life

Assalamo Aliekoum

They said "Life is a Buffet So Save Room for Dessert". I think that's true but I would say "there are some other important instructions for life, which we always should keep in mind, I think!"
Here is my instructions..
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
7. When you realise you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. You'll die, but may achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
19. Approach love and compassion with reckless abandon.
20. Last but not the least, Just keepsmiling...

keepsmile5

CHILD TRUST

Hi everybody

I think what we need there backhome is to trust young people, I am sure they can make a difference if they just got the encouragement..
See this little kid how he made a difference ..
It's not just a fun

Enjoy and keepsmiling !

Keepsmile5

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The Husband Store!

Assalamo Aliekoum

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Tripoli, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

Remember, ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 1,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Keepsmile5

The Cold Nights

Assalamo Aliekoum

Dear friends, how are you? I hope you all are doing fine
I am "wa alhamdoleilah" good, just I couldn't sleep, so I decided to write, maybe after some effort, I will get tired and my brain stop running so I can fall asleep...
It's very cold outside and according to weather broadcast guys, tomorrow is gonna be snowing and cold! (Rabbi Yester). Anyway, it's all blessings.
Today I wanna share you some Funny Personality Terms with their meaning " as I understood them and as we use them In our daily life..


What those words on yearly performance?
"? REVIEWS REALLY MEAN"


1- Outgoing Personality- Always going out of the office.
2-Keen Sense of Humor- Knows a lot of dirty jokes.
3-Good Communication Skills- Spends lots of time on phone.
4-Work Is First Priority- Too ugly to get a date.
5-Active socially- Drinks a lot.
6-Independent Worker – No body knows what he/she does.
7-Quick Thinker –Offers plausible excuses.
8-Careful Thinker- Won’t make a decision.
9-Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it.
10-Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English.
11-Meticulous Attention To Detail –A nit picker.
12-Has Leadership Qualities- Is tall or has louder voice.
13-Great Presentation Skills- Able to bullshit!
14-Career Minded- Back stabber.
15-Exceptionally Good Judgment- Lucky.
16-Loyal-Can’t get a job anywhere else.
17-Plans For Promotion/Advancement- Buys drinks for all the boys.
18-Of Great Value To The Organization- Gets to work on time.
19-Relaxed Attitude- Sleeps at desk.

I think I should go to bed now, cus I am so sleepy right now. My warm regard to all and see you soon guys
Uhh, before I go read this:

........THEY SAY iT TAKES A MiNUTE ........

...........TO FiND SPECiAL PERSONS...........

....... AN HOUR TO APPRCiATE THEM .......
..............A DAY TO LOVE THEM ...............
.............. AN ENTiRE LiFE TiME ................
.....................TO 4GET THEM.....................

........... SEND THiS TO THE PeOPLE. .........

.................. U 'LL NEVER 4GET..................

............... ITS A SHORT MESSAGE .............
................. TO LET THEM KNOW................

......... THAT U'LL NEVER 4GET THEM .......

.....iF U DON' T SEND THiS TO ANYONE......

.......... iT MEANS UR' RE iN A HURRY........

............AND THAT U HAD 4GOTTEN..........

........................THE PeOPLE ......................

........................ YOU LOVE .......................

Send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved

THE HAPPY EID

Assalamo aliekoum

Hi everybody!

First of all, happy Eid and happy new year, may Allah bless you and brings all of you good health, happiness and prosperity. This is my first trial of posting, so please forgive me if I have done some writing or grammer mistakes or if it wasn't good enough post.

This Eid I have missed my family, missed the fun of this great day, I have missed the good humor of relatives and friends, and I missed that moment, where we all looking at Dad while he attempts to slaughter "Kharoof El3eed", as some of us look with compassion and pitifully toward Alkharoof, while others just waiting for "Eshewaa". I really missed everybody and everything..

However, we have had Eid and we have had great time with friends here inToronto, even though there was no Shewaa, we have enjoyed the Eid in Libyan Tradition...

Anyway, I wanna say "I love joking" and I would like to share some jokes with you guys, the next are some of the funny jokes which I have received from my best friend. He is from Al Zawia, I hope you guys will like them.

Here we go>>
Joke#1
An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the Brit. He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Joke#2

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by the two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “what is this father”? The father (never having seen a lift or elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I do not know what it is”. While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather heavy, not too attractive, older lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened up again and a beautiful, young woman stepped out. The father said quietly to his son, “Amm! Hurry Son, Go get your mother”!

Again, Happy Eid and I am very exited to know what is coming next in this new year... May Allah make it blessing year for all humanity.