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Sunday, January 7, 2007


Assalamo aliekoum

Hi everybody!

First of all, happy Eid and happy new year, may Allah bless you and brings all of you good health, happiness and prosperity. This is my first trial of posting, so please forgive me if I have done some writing or grammer mistakes or if it wasn't good enough post.

This Eid I have missed my family, missed the fun of this great day, I have missed the good humor of relatives and friends, and I missed that moment, where we all looking at Dad while he attempts to slaughter "Kharoof El3eed", as some of us look with compassion and pitifully toward Alkharoof, while others just waiting for "Eshewaa". I really missed everybody and everything..

However, we have had Eid and we have had great time with friends here inToronto, even though there was no Shewaa, we have enjoyed the Eid in Libyan Tradition...

Anyway, I wanna say "I love joking" and I would like to share some jokes with you guys, the next are some of the funny jokes which I have received from my best friend. He is from Al Zawia, I hope you guys will like them.

Here we go>>
An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the Brit. He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."


An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by the two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “what is this father”? The father (never having seen a lift or elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I do not know what it is”. While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather heavy, not too attractive, older lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened up again and a beautiful, young woman stepped out. The father said quietly to his son, “Amm! Hurry Son, Go get your mother”!

Again, Happy Eid and I am very exited to know what is coming next in this new year... May Allah make it blessing year for all humanity.


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